A Month of Limericks, #12 "From a bridge on the old Mississip' "

From a bridge on the old Mississip',
When the October air has a nip,
The view is so glamorous
That people with cameras
Declare it was well worth the trip.

A Month of Limericks, #1 "Cold Shoulder"

It’s a miserable fact about autumn:

There are colds to be caught, and I’ve caught ‘em -

My words cannot tell

Of my symptoms from hell –

But you’ll know what I’ve got when you got ‘em.