Whitsuntide #1
The crowd at the Whitsuntide service
Was so small that the vicar was nervous.
"I've never denied
That the Lord will provide,
But the week is so bleak - Saints preserve us!"
Whitsuntide #2
The flock at the Whitsuntide rite
Was dismayed that the Bishop was tight.
The obvious sign
That he'd had too much wine
Was the limerick he chose to recite.
