Friday, October 10, 2014

A Month of Limericks, #10 "A stubborn old man in Chanhassen"

A stubborn old man in Chanhassen
Casts his vote each election for Stassen.
The notion took hold
In the fifties, I'm told,
And he can't get the thing to unfasten.

or

A stubborn old man in Chanhassen
Casts his vote each election for Stassen.
"I know that he's dead.
But he's stuck in my head,
And I can't get his name to unfasten."

or

A stubborn old man in Chanhassen
Casts his vote each election for Stassen.
"I know it's insane,
But it's stuck in my brain,
And I can't get the thing to unfasten."