I'm holding my phone, and perhaps,
I'll download a couple of apps.
Don't tell me that I'm
Just wasting my time -
I'm doing it all between naps!
On the subject of cell phones. Here are my parody lyrics for "When the felon's not engaged in his employment" in which the song is turned into a plea to the audience to turn off their electronic devices. This was from the Twin Cities Gilbert and Sullivan Very Light Opera Company production in 2011 and sung by Christopher Michela
