En Gardy

Shout Huzzah! And party hearty!

Say farewell at last to Gardy.

Gone the tantrums on the field.

When a call goes unappealed.

Gone those hoary sports clichés

When a player misses plays.

Gone the slow and dreary drone,

Of Gardy’s postgame monotone.

Gardy, Gardy, it was fun

When you had a team that won,

But it’s now been years and years

Since a winner heard our cheers.

If the team is uninspired

Then it’s time that you were retired.

Here is my retirement wish:

May you catch a lot of fish.

Envoi to the Twins

Now complete what you’ve begun.

Let’s not stop at only one.

On the phone, and double quick

Fire his compadre Rick!