Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #7, "G is for Genesis"

In Genesis, In the Beginning,
Before there was Knowledge or Sinning,
There wasn't a weed in
The Garden if Eden,
And you couldn't play games without winning.

Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #6, "F is for Facebook"

On Facebook we post odds and ends,
And hope they'll be read by our "friends".
And amazing to say,
It's on this simple play
That the Zuckerberg fortune depends.

Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #5 "E is for Easter Egg"

There's an Easter egg hunt in July.
Perhaps you were wondering why.
The sensible reason
It's held out of season
Is to save on the cost of the dye.

Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #4 "D is for Deconstruction"

Upon "Upon Julia's Clothes"

A doctoral student named Derrick,
In a dense deconstruction of Herrick,
Defines the attraction
Of silk liquefaction
As dangerous, dark and barbaric.

Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #3 "C is for Chopin"

When Chopin was courting George Sand,
He caressed her authorial hand,
And composed a new work, a
Charming mazurka,
As played by a Polish town band.

Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #2 "B is for Behold!"

Behold! the Avonian Bard -
Ill-favor'd, ill-omen'd, ill-starr'd -
While fresh from a bar, Lo!
See Jonson and Marlowe
Lurch roaringly drunk through his yard!

Another Series of Alphabetical Limericks, #1 "A is for Academical"

An arcane alphabetical list
Was arranged to provide an assist
To tenure-bound critics
Who write analytics
In a deep academical mist.

Alphabetical Limericks #26 "Z is for Zebra... and Zen"

A zebra was sleepless at night
With a Zen existentialist plight.
Were the stripes on his back
Colored white over black?
Or reversed, i.e., black over white?